Men Are Hard To PleaseThe problems with guys:If you treat him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;If you don't, he says you are PROUD .If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;If you don't , he says you are from KAMPUNG.If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;If he's smarter than you, he is GREAT.If you don't love him, he tries to POSSESS you;If you love him, he will try to leave you. (very true huh?)If you don't make love with him., he says you don't love him;If you do, he says you are CHEAP.If you tell him your PROBLEMS, he says you are TROUBLESOME;If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.If you break your promise, you cannot be TRUSTED;If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.If you SMOKE, you are a BAD girl;If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!hahas taken this from my cousin's blog =p
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